Wednesday, April 21, 2004

The Duality of Man(and Woman)

      The subject line is"the duality of man(and woman). What the hell does that mean??? Well,take a seat my children,and I will explain.

         I have had this gizmo('puter) for just over a year. I know it better than I know me.And I know the people on-line...better than they think. I have a friend who IM's me sometimes.I can tell everytime this friend has been drinking! There is a difference in their typing,and the pauses in their typing. This friend will often acknowledge the fact that they have been drinking,so it is fun to know if I am right or not!

         I go to "chat-rooms" just to watch the chatter. You want some fun??? Let a bunch of kids get in one! The amount of cussing that goes on is phenomenal! You can  always tell just about how old they are by the words that they use.I love to watch the older ladies in the game-rooms talking to each other...they have seen it all,and will not be fooled by anyone.The next category is the housewives---here is the real fun. If they are at work,they often find men on-line to talk a little dirty to! Nothing serious; mostly suggestions,and inuendos...just sort of soft-core porn. Just barely "R" rated. It's fun to watch. These same women at home that evening will talk to their friends about work,school,hubby...whatever.

         Now,for the men. If you look closely enough,you can tell a man's age,marital status,and maybe income,by watching a long conversation with a female.I have seen so many guys talk to a female for a long time,and then "blow it" by saying something stupid.Either they are married,and pretending not to be,or they are single,and hopelessly stupid. Example: Young guy talking to young girl,all goes well for about 30 minutes. Girl brings up how "one of her friends" is trying to make a decision about a guy.Here is where the young guy blows it----" I swear,I will never understand women".  What???? I think someone just shot themselves in the foot!!

          If you have some time to kill,just go to some of these chat-rooms,and see for yourselves. You don't have to speak,just watch. Sort of like a voyeur....

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