Saturday, February 11, 2006

"Alpha" of our little R-N-R Bible

    Now then, Adam(Donny) and Eve(Marie) were kicked out of Paradise. What a shame. Here is where we seperate from the "normal" bible. Since "Adam" and "Eve" are brother and sister, they could NEVER have kids....(incest being a taboo in Christianity and all). So, just like when Cain killed Able, and was told to go  away, and he found people in a large city(which the "normal" bible NEVER mentioned up to this point), our "adam" and "Eve will just "find" a bunch of people outside the walls of Paradise!!! Cool, huh?

 

               So, after smoking the "Weed of Knowledge", our Adam and Eve are now cast out into a large city of people, just waiting to further corrupt our 'new' people.  As soon as they arrive, they find out there is a $15  cover charge, and a four drink minimum just to get in!!! Upon entering the 'city',  Axel Rose of 'Guns and Roses' fame sings 'Welcome To The Jungle', the re-mastered mix, of course. Then, from somewhere, they suddenly hear, 'Eye In The Sky', by  The Alan Parsons Project.  They know it is just 'God' telling them that he is still watching what they are doing.

 

       Adam and Eve both find someone to pair up with, and start hearing "Do That To Me One More Time", sung by, The Captain and Tennille, who else? God is sort of pissed...He wanted them to suffer "bad times". So, as a warning to them, he enlists the band of  Bad Company to sing "Burning Sky". This has no effect on them, and they have Bad Company to sing back to God. They come up with the song My Rock-nRoll Fantasy!  And Ozzy teams up with Incubus(who else?) to sing "Wish U Were Here"!!!!!!!!!

 

           Having said this, I hope that people realize that this is just for fun. I do not want a bunch of nut-jobs screaming about  the bible. If you don't like my composition, then, please, read YOUR bible YOUR own way. Keep the religious crap to a minimum, and we can get along just fine.  

                      "THIS IS A JOKE"  IF THIS WERE REALLY HAPPENING, YOU WOULD BE INSTRUCTED TO GET ON YOUR KNEES, BEND FORWARD, AND PLACE YOUR HEAD AS FAR BETWEEN YOUR KNEES AS POSSIBLE, AND KISS YOUR SWEET ASS GOODBYE!!!!

 

               Holla' If You Hear Me!!!

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