OK, so now, here comes "Satan"...played by....Ozzy Osbourne!!!!! He slides on up to "Eve", played by Marie Osmond...(mormons and all, you know), And he says, Marie, don't even THINK of smoking this little "weed"!!! This little "weed" will give you the intelligence to make decisions on your own, without the help of "God".
So, seeing that Marie was only Human, she smoked the "weed". She also got Adam,(Donnie Osmond), to smoke some too!!!! But, alas, "God" caught them. He called upon them, and said, "What hast thou done"?? And Marie noticed that they were wearing 'clothes', and she and Donnie were ashamed. So, they stripped, and stood naked before "God". And "God" said, are you not ashamed? They both answered "NO". And "God" said, "Ain't that some shit?"
So, Ozzy was cast out of Paradise, as were Donnie, and Marie. The 'Bands' got to stay. I know, this deal sucks, but it turns out to be beneficial to ALL of humanity. Since the "bubble-gum bands were kicked out of Paradise, it made room for BETTER bands!!!!
Now, here is where things get strange. "God" says that he is ALPHA and OMEGA; He sees ALL, and Knows ALL!! If this is true, then why did He tell Donnie and Marie NOT to smoke the "weed"...He KNEW they would do it!!! Why give them the temptation, and give them explicit orders to NOT smoke of the "Weed of Knowledge"??? Shit, He couldn't have done any worse if He popluated Paradise with stoners or Jamaicans!!! And people saythat "God" doesn't make mistakes...yeah, right!!!
Holla ' If You Hear Me!!!
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