Could It Truly Be???

  Can you believe it? A 'Rock-n-Roll' bible, AND Poetry right in the middle of that!! Shit, this kid can do it all!!! A friend of mine recently told me that I am good at "overcoming adversity". Hell, I just thought it was "Life"! I see my life as 'normal'(whatever the hell THAT is). So, lets try to finish up the Bible. I AM NOT re-writing the entire bible, just the part where everyone starts be-getting someone!!!

 

             So then, we are up to the part where there are more people popping up on Earth. In the REAL BIBLE There was only Adam and Eve. Then shit happened, yadda yadda, and Cain and Able were born. Cain kills Able, then lies about it to 'God'. Here again is some of that bullshit that we are expected to believe. The bible states unequivocally that 'God' is Alpha and Omega. The beginning and the end. He sees all, and knows all. Then why in the hell did he let one brother kill another? And the killing was for pure jealousy! Able made a better "offering" to 'God' than Cain did....Cain gets pissed, and 'whacks' his bro.!!

        

              Kind of reminds us of "Good Lovin' Gone Bad" by Bad Company. So, Cain is asked by the 'management' to kindly leave this place. "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John  would go perfectly here. Also, when Able is found by Adam and Eve, another Elton John song is due..."Love Lies Bleeding". Yes, good ol' Cain left, and headed West(East?). He comes to a large city with.....what else....people.

            Here is the screwey part; where the fuck did those people come from? The bible has made no mention of them so far. The 'city' must have been Rome. I say that because Romulus and Remus(you remember your ancient history classes?), had been working over that way to build a city at about the same time. Oh, wait, the Muslims had 'Mahammed' working in that part of the world at that time, too!!!  Far to the East, wehave the Chinese working on population problems with 'Buddha'.  Well, well! Seems like LOTS of people were on the Earth about this time.  Hmmmm, seems like Adam and Eve had LOTS of competition!

 

             Confused yet? So am I. I guess I should conclude with a song, or two, by R.E.M.---Everybody Hurts, and Losing My Religion.

 

              Holla' If You Hear Me!!!