Who is She?

 So, Paris Hilton is out of jail. I can't for the life of me understand why the media keeps saying "prison"? I guess it looks better in print to say "prison" when it is actually jail. And who in the hell is Paris Hilton, anyway? Why does the media continue to give this dime-store slut time on the airwaves? I know she is heir to the famous "Hilton Hotels" fortune.

 

        That is the ONLY thing separating her from a common "working girl". This woman, and I use that term loosely(pun intended...let your mind run with it!) has never did anything to help another person in her life. She is a two-bit slut who put out some video tapes of her having "wild" sex. I haven't looked at them, and don't plan to, either. I like my porn to be done by pros! And a pro she ain't! OK, enough dragging her ass over the coals.

 

          I am still waiting for my Bowflex machine. I really hope it helps me some. I know that I have to start a strict regimen, and stick to it. I can do that. If I can go more than three and a half years without smoking(hold your applause, please), then I can get myself in better shape. And that crap about seeing your doctor before starting any exercise regimen? Screw that, I know when I have had enough better than someone else. I know that I am starting out with some deficiencies(sp?). I just have to adjust my work-out routine to compensate for them. Now my brain hurts, too many big words! Which brings me to another thing that bugs the shit out of me...

 

  ......Pretentious assholes who use big words just because they know them. Even better, assholes who use big words, but in the wrong context! That almost always causes me to laugh in their face. I can't help it. There is just something so funny about someone trying to pull off that "big brain syndrome" that gets me every time. Hey, I am guilty of doing it sometimes, and it is still just as funny! Remember what I always say..."If you can't laugh at yourself, someone will do it for you!"

 

           :-)Holla' If You Hear Me!!!:-)