The Lab...

 I belong to a local organization that gives, trades, sells items between members. We call it "freecycling", as most all of the items are given away. You simply post what it is you have to give away, or what you need, and things progress from there.

 

          Imagine my shock and awe when I opened my e-mails this morning and someone was giving away a "blonde lab"!!!!!! I just couldn't believe my luck! I could actually OWN the lab where blondes were made!! What Luck!! Boy, did I have some plans!

 

          I almost went nuts! I could make my own blondes!! Shit, I was set for life! I very quickly e-mailed the person with the blonde lab, it's first come, first serve on these deals, so I had to be quick. I was the first to see it, so I could have the blonde lab the owner said! I was overwhelmed!

 

          But the owner started saying things that were very strange. "She" likes to play ball. "She" likes long walks outside. "She" likes to swim in the summertime. "She" is housebroken. What? What are you talking about? I was inquiring about the "Blonde Lab"! The owner stated that they were talking about  the blonde lab----the dog.

 

        A blonde Labrador Retriever! A dog, of all things! They should be sued for false advertising! I suppose my quest for the "blonde lab" goes on.

 

(This entire thing was a joke---learn to laugh a little, folks)

 

                Holla' If You Hear Me!!!