Monday, July 11, 2005

Notes From Friends

 I recieved this from a friend on the internet. I must say that I agree with everything it has to say, and then some.

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                                       Muslim Mystery

      Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now...


>>No Jesus,
>>No Christmas
>>No television,
>>No cheerleaders,
>>No baseball
>>No football,
>>No golf,
>>No tailgate parties,
>>No Wal-Mart,
>>No Home Depot,
>>No BBQ,
>>No hot dogs,
>>No burgers,
>>No chocolate chip cookies,
>>No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
>>No gumbo,
>>No jambalaya, No Beer, No Victoria's Secret...No Green Bay Packers
>>Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
>>next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
>>Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
>>More than one wife.
>>You can't shave.
>>Your wives can't shave.
>>You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
>>burning
>>camel dung.
>>The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
>>Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your
>>donkey.
>>But your donkey has a better disposition.
>>Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
>>I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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Do we need anymore proof that these people are backward, and uncivilized? How about the fact that they have been right where they are for literally thousands of years? They refuse to change their ways, and would actually prefer  to remain as stone-age cave-people. Start now---cut off all aid to them. Stop depending on their oil for our use. Do any of you even know that Reagan shut down American oil wells in the eighties?? Wells that have never been re-opened??

        This couldn't possibly have anything to do with the fact that the Bush family is in bed with the Saudis?? That the Bush family has, to date, recieved over 4 billion dollars from the Saudis in business deals over the past 30 years? Surely not.........

 

      Holla' If You Hear Me!!! (unless you belong to the C.I.A.)

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