Tuesday, January 24, 2006

To Be Given Away...

......To good home. One 45 year old white male. Of Irish-American Indian descent. He is 5' 10" tall, and weighs 270 pounds. Fairly good mechanic, and can fix most small appliances. Loves to play chess, writes poetry, paints, and is an accomplished jewelry maker.

             Knows his way around a kitchen,(that includes washing dishes), and has been known to change diapers on infants.  Ex-Biker, also some military training. Can hold his own in a bar-fight, can shoot, and is proficient with knives. Can also handle a compound bow, and currently owns three of them.

             Wife of twenty three years no longer needs him....all of a sudden she knows everything about life! Get your requests in quick, folks, this one should go fast............................

 

                    Holla' If You Hear Me!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

...OK, Coop----let's just get stoned and forget about it???

Anonymous said...

Hey John....leave the Porch light on...so I know where to come to knock some sense into you.....go do something....mow the grass...rake the freaking yard.....go climb a tree.....a big one and reach up and touch the hand of GOD. Tough Guy.