The Dragon's Habit

  My, my, my. One of my readers, this person is certainly no minion, has leveled the charge that I sometimes write "in a drunken stupor" here. Nothing could be farther from the truth, dear reader!

 

           While it is common knowledge that this old Dragon loves his mead,(beer, ale, grog,  whatever), I simply will never come here in a drunken stupor. I have some ethics, and those ethics warrant that I am NOT in drink when I write here!

 

           Sometimes I tackle some heavy issues. I would never purport to leave you with my drunken opinion on any of these matters. So, as this old Dragon DOES love his drink, he does not write under it's influence! And, as far as I can see, I will never write under the influence of my drink. I drink for pure sport...I write from the heart! Matters of the heart are never looked upon as mere sport by me. So, please forgive the one reader that accuses me of writing while under my drink...this person does not know me intimately, so how could they guess that I actually have any ethics?

 

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I Never Thought I would see It

Well, Friday, May 19th, I watched my granddaughter "graduate" from Kindergarten. I never thought I would see such a thing! I have seen my two daughters pull off the same trick, but as I watched my oldest girl do it nearly 20 years ago, I wasn't thinking about sitting there seeing one of my grandchildren do the same thing. Awesome, if I must use such a word!

 

              The entire little "show" was just unbelieveable. Like I stated before, I have seen it twice before. This time, it was marred by some of the parents constantly "shushing" some of the kids. You know, that annoying "shhhhh" sound that some of them make constantly. I actually told a lady in front of me to "shut the fuck up!". Damn, that shit is irritating! You are dealing with a bunch of five year old children, they are going to talk! The damn "Shhhhhhing" made more noise than the kids!

 

            Some people just deserve to have the shit smacked out of them. There should be no explanation of "why", they should know that they are simply too stupid to understand "why"! I have made a new word for these people..."fidiots". It is simply short for "Fucking Idiots".

 

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What Have We Here?

....And what is a man unto a woman? Mere sport? A small animal for her to trample under foot at her leisure? Aye, 'tis so, in many lands. Women merely play with men for sport. A woman may give up that holiest of places, but only with the intent of controlling that man! Woe is the fool that falls for this oldest of tricks! For women are many, but the fools are far more!!

 

           Women may be the mother of all children, but they are surely the death of all grown men!

 

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He's Back Again

  Well, alligators have killed three people in Florida so far, and one HUGE, eleven foot long record gator has been caught as of yesterday. But what do I see in the headlines today? Pat Robertson, again! This time, God has "spoken" to him! What a load of bullshit! Please, put away your burning torches and pitchforks, lay down your silver crosses, and let me explain.

 

            In the Bible that Mr. Robertson no doubt reads from time to time, it plainly says "that no man may look upon the face of God, nor can any man withstand the sound of His voice". Supposedly, if you hear His voice, you go mad and die, or some shit. Well, Mr. Robertson seems to be doing quite well! At this point, I would normally rip into his stupid ass, but I think I will defer today.  It would seem that senility is doing far worse things to him than I ever could.

 

          Listen, God has never spoken to me. For that matter, neither has Satan, the Devil, whatever you choose to call him\it. None of this shit exists. Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, none of it. How can civilized, rational, thinking people believe this tripe? Have you ever noticed that rich people could care less about religion? There is a reason for that...why waste your money "paying the preacher"? It will NOT get you into Heaven any quicker. Doesn't the Bible say that a rich man has  a better chance of passing through the eye of a needle than getting into Heaven? Why should poor people bear the burden of supporting churches? It just doesn't make any sense!

 

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*Flashback*!!!!

   Shit! I tried to stop it, but it kept coming! A flashback from my earlier life!! The year is 1976, I am at a friend's house, we are in the basement, smoking a joint, and listening to Led Zepplin. Damn, if you are a teenager reading this, hold in revere these moments, for they are gone all too quickly! We somehow feel the need to grow up too fast at this age! Slow down, and savor the time you have been given.

 

                 I grew up far too fast.  Nothing I could do about it, I guess. I had to get to where I am when I was too young to understand just why I needed to be there right then. Don't be like me...enjoy being a teenager. Maybe some of you are reading this as you enter your last summer vacation from school. You will graduate next year. Take this summer to do the things that you want to do. Believe me, the time slips away from you faster than you can imagine!

 

           For shit's sake, be who you are!!!  Don't try to fit someone's mold of just who you should be! Be your own person! I was, and I am none the worse for wear, I can tell you. Don't let anyone dictate who you should be...you are your own person! I never let anyone push me into being someone I wasn't! Do what you have to, but be you  at all costs!!!

 

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Hello, Children

 Well, well, my little "minions"! Another Mother's Day has come and gone. You know what I find stranger than shit? Calling my oldest daughter to wish her a happy Mother's Day!!! The irony was not lost on me. I couldn't call my mom, so I thought to just let it be...."que sera, sera!"

 

            I spent the day with my wife, (who just happens to be a mother, also!), and we had a good time together. I have aspired to one day write a book about my life. Nothing weird about that, I hope. I am just glad that I didn't write that damn "DaVinci Code"  book! Damn, that guy is taking heat from all sides! It seems like everyone is weighing in on the code, and how it is bogus, or just downright wrong! Sheese, give the guy a break!

 

               To date, I haven't heard the author say that his book is the definitive expert on this code. I have, on the other hand, seen several rabbis, and priests, and so called "experts" swear that his code is the last word in Biblical codes!!! And there are just as many on the other side of the fence saying that the author has it all wrong. Who is right, who is wrong? Who gives a shit? Take it for what it is, a clear work of fiction, a book that says "this is how it might be".

 

           You cannot possibly believe everything that you read. There will always be mis-information, mistakes, and just flat out lies(Check out our President and his cronies). Don't be so gullable, people! LIsten only to me, I alone will tell you the truth! At least, as long as it isn't my ass on the line!!!

 

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Should We, Could We, Would We?

         And today finds me in good spirits! I hope you feel the same, my "minions". (Damn, I love that!) Kind of a slow day, although my wife was home today. When my mind isn't telling me stories, she and I have a great time together!! I love spending time with her. I sometimes wonder just WHY she hasn't kicked me out on my ear yet!

 

            We ate Mexican today, just for the hell of it, I guess! We spent some time together, then she left with her mom to do some shopping....there goes the budget for the next month!

 

           Mother's Day is coming up. Call your mom if you are not near her. If you are close enough, go see her. Good or bad, right or wrong, this woman raised you, and deserves to hear from you. It is too late for me, don't make the same mistakes that I did. I waited too long, and my mom was taken from me by a piece of shit scumbag. I dare him to say otherwise.

 

              On a lighter note, I think I shall go play a game, I am currently playing "Morrowind, the Elder Scrolls III". This is a large game, and the word large isn't even close to the size of this game!!! There is a new one out, "Oblivion, the Elder Scrolls IV". I can't wait to get that one! (well, I can wait untill the price comes down some!!). Be cool to yourself, and to each other, and I will "see" you later!!

 

                    Holla' If You Hear Me!!!