A Submission

A submission from dkbsnurse, enjoy it, peons!!!

THE FOLLOWING IMMIGRATION LAWS ARE  PROPOSED...

1  There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.
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2.  All ballots will be in this nation's language.
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3.. All government business will be conducted in our  language.
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4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
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5. Non-citizens will NEVER be ab le to hold political office.
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6  Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers.   No welfare, no food  stamps, no health care,  or other government assistance programs. Any burden will be deported.
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7.  Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.
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8. If foreigners come here and buy land... Options will be restricted. Certain parcels including  waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.
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9.. Foreigners may have no protests; no demonstrations, no waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, no  bad-mouthing our president or his policies. &n bsp; These will lead to deportation.
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10.  If you do come to this country illegally,  you will be actively hunted &, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged.  All assets will be taken from you.
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Harsh, you say?....... 

The above laws are current immigration laws of MEXICO!