The Hatred Burns---

 This Night, the Very Heavens Themselves Will Be Set Alight With the Burning Fires of Hatred..............And I shall Be The One With The Matches!!!!!!!!!!

Rayne Is Her Name---

....When last we left our Vampyre Lady, everyone wanted to know her name. Rayne, Rayne is her name. I seem to recall that she wanted to leave Vlad; but not just leave him, destroy him, is more like it. And Rayne knows Vlad's one weakness....his love for her!

 

           Vlad had forsaken all others for her...a lifetime of lifetimes. All for one woman. And now, that one woman would be his very undoing! His stupid, unselfish, completely unyeilding LOVE for Rayne would be his downfall. No one could get closer than her, no one could destroy him so completely as she could.

 

            It would come from out of nowhere...he would be totally  blindsided! The devastation would be complete, and Rayne and her lover would reign over ALL VAMPYRES everywhere. Vlad was "The First", the top Vampyre. Removing him would leave Rayne in complete control of the Vampyre Nation.....

 

            Holla' If You Hear Me!!!

I Couldn't Have Said it Better....

To Kill an American

You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually
a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a
reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.

So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let
everyone know what an American is ... so they would know when they found
one. (Good one, mate!!!!)

" An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish,
Polish, Russian or Greek.
An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese,
Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or
Afghan.

An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho,
Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans.

An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only
difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them
chooses.

An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer
only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for
the government and for God.

An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence,
which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of
happiness.

An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other
nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return.

When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans
came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country!

As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other
nation to the poor in Afghanistan.
Americans welcome the best of everything ? the best products, the best
books, the best music, the best food, the best services. But they also
welcome the least.

The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired
and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless,
tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.

Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11,
2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the World
Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different countries, cultures,
and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.

So you can try to kill an American if you must.
Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other
blood-thirsty tyrants in the world.
But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are
not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of
the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere,
is an American.

'Da Rules---

                       'Da   Rules

 

The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it.  That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.  See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1 If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
       These are the rules as seen by us guys....learn them!         Holla' If You Hear Me!!!

The Amazing Shrinking Man

Looking at my last entry, I see that I can sometimes have a sense of humor...or not. Some people thought it was funny, some didn't. If you thought it was funny, good on you! If you didn't, Piss off. As long as there are people on this Earth, someone will talk about someone else; and not always favorably. Life sucks, then you die...that's all there is, folks!

              As I look back at it, I could have been far more sarcastic than I was...and maybe I should have been. I do not apologize for what amounts to MY OPINION. There is still an American Flag waving at my local courthouse. And since I have served in this country's Armed Forces, I am far more entitled to my opinion than a lot of these liberal pansies running around. I say, "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke"!!!

            As well as a weird sense of humor, I seem to have inherited a strange personality. No doubt this is due to the mental illness that my mother, and her mother before her, shared. I can be quirky, high strung, moody, and just downright f'ing mean. The sad part of this?? I don't care most of the time! So, if I put a joke here, and you are offended...please tell me. Hell, I need something to laugh at, too!! You will do nicely...

 

                   Holla' If You Hear Me!!!

Let Us Help You!!!

Well, well, it seems that terroists in Iraq are becoming increasingly desperate!! They have now moved to actually killing Muslim civilians at Hotels, Funerals, and even sending suicide bombers into Mosques! Can you believe this shit? Killing their own people in their places of worship! Shit!

           I am here to help. I would like to offer my services, and that of a bunch of "Good Ol' Boys", also. Mr. Terrorist, if you would allow us, we would LOVE to come there and help you blow up ALL THE MUSLIMS you can find for us!!! And don't worry, we won't lay down on the job like those pussy suicide bombers! My guys and me are good for A LOT of bombings!! We won't die on the first one, that way we can carry out LOTS of bombings!! Hell, we would do it just for beer money!!

          PLEASE CONTACT ME!!! I can round up a shitload of fellas that are just rarin' to help you blow up ALL of Iraq!!! Call me, come to my house(you might want to state your business while in the street, to forgo any "accidental shooting"), hell, Email me!! We can be ready to go in a minute's notice!!! We are here to help YOU!!! We have been telling you this all along...America is here to help!!

         If you choose not to enlist my help with killing your own people, then PLEASE contact the United States Army(again, you may want to state your intentions from a good distance). I was in the Army as a Diesel Mechanic, and I have first-hand knowledge that the Army trains men for just this kind of thing! Hell, they have plenty of men already there, and they are equipped with PLENTY of explosive ordinance! I am 100% SURE that they would be willing to help you in this endeavor. Shit, I dare say that they would also do it for beer money alone!! You just can't beat this deal!!!

           So, PLEASE, if you need help killing your fellow Muslims, be they Sheite, or Sunni, just HOLLA', and I will be there for you. Nothin' but love, brother!!

 

Holla' If You Hear Me!!!

Dating for the New Millenium

  "Match.com, EHarmony.com, and many others. Ahhh, the age of computer dating. Lovely, ain't it? Let a machine pick out someone for you to love. How sick is that? I finally found my one true love after many false starts and failed attempts. But it wasn't all bad...I like to sample the buffet before I order the steak!!

             I know, I hear from my male friends, "the girls are all so shallow, they only want money!". And from the girls..."all the guys want is sex". I hate to say this, but both sides are right. Women like security, and someone who can relate to them. Men....well, it's true, we are dogs. We want sex. We crave sex. We NEED sex. We just happen to be more up-front about it than females.

              So, what to do? Ladies, if you want someone who will attend to your every need, agree with you all of the time, and always compliment you on your choice of clothing, go find yourself a gay man. He can surely satisfy ALL of these needs. Guys, if you want a woman who never says "no", they can be purchased for about $75.00 at any reputable sex shop!

              So, should we let computers find our 'perfect match' for us? Sure, if you want some brainless idiot who compares to YOU IN EVERY WAY. Go right ahead! But, if you want someone to love you because you are YOU, do it the old fashioned way. If you want someone who will piss you off every now and then, who will force you to see your mistakes, and who will let you know that you are truly ALIVE....do it the old way.

              If you want someone who will occasionally test your very last good nerve, do it the old fashioned way. If you want someone OTHER than a clone of YOU, do it the old fashioned way. Computers are good for WORK, not love. That comes from the heart, and the mind, NOT some damn circuit boards!!!   Questions, comments, abusive remarks? You know where to find me!

 

                     Holla' If You Hear Me!!!