Who is She?

 So, Paris Hilton is out of jail. I can't for the life of me understand why the media keeps saying "prison"? I guess it looks better in print to say "prison" when it is actually jail. And who in the hell is Paris Hilton, anyway? Why does the media continue to give this dime-store slut time on the airwaves? I know she is heir to the famous "Hilton Hotels" fortune.

 

        That is the ONLY thing separating her from a common "working girl". This woman, and I use that term loosely(pun intended...let your mind run with it!) has never did anything to help another person in her life. She is a two-bit slut who put out some video tapes of her having "wild" sex. I haven't looked at them, and don't plan to, either. I like my porn to be done by pros! And a pro she ain't! OK, enough dragging her ass over the coals.

 

          I am still waiting for my Bowflex machine. I really hope it helps me some. I know that I have to start a strict regimen, and stick to it. I can do that. If I can go more than three and a half years without smoking(hold your applause, please), then I can get myself in better shape. And that crap about seeing your doctor before starting any exercise regimen? Screw that, I know when I have had enough better than someone else. I know that I am starting out with some deficiencies(sp?). I just have to adjust my work-out routine to compensate for them. Now my brain hurts, too many big words! Which brings me to another thing that bugs the shit out of me...

 

  ......Pretentious assholes who use big words just because they know them. Even better, assholes who use big words, but in the wrong context! That almost always causes me to laugh in their face. I can't help it. There is just something so funny about someone trying to pull off that "big brain syndrome" that gets me every time. Hey, I am guilty of doing it sometimes, and it is still just as funny! Remember what I always say..."If you can't laugh at yourself, someone will do it for you!"

 

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Something to make you Smile

So, today I am just bored. But, I shall give you something to look at..

 

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws -- Part One

Light travels faster than sound...
...this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

When you go into court...
...you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people...
...who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

He who laughs last...
...thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable...
...except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword...
...get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof...
...to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right...
...there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end...
...someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them...
...five or six at a time...
...on a hill...
...in the fog.

If the shoe fits...
...get another one just like it.

The things that come to those who wait...
...will be the things left by those who got there first.

Flashlight:
A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.

( ...and, cute sayings for those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy
and ambiguity... )

Don't sweat the petty things...
...don't pet the sweaty things.

Atheism is a 'non-prophet' organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes...
...why do we still have monkeys and apes?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman...
..."Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me...
...it would defeat the purpose.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If a deaf person swears...
...does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself...
...is it considered a hostage situation?

Where do forest rangers...
...go to 'get away from it all'?

 

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"Even A Journey of a Thousand Miles"...

 Let's take a journey, ok? I am embarking on a new quest, and you are invited. Late Tuesday evening I ordered a new "Bowflex" machine. I had wanted to order the base model at $800.00. I would have gotten around to it, I just needed a little push. That push came Tuesday evening.

 

          I answered my telephone only to hear a female voice from Bowflex asking me if I still had the credit card that they sent me a few months ago. "Yes, I still have it", I replied. I told her of my plans to order the base model. I was offered a "deluxe" model(comes with more attachments) for $1299.00. Whoa! I wasn't looking to spend that much! After some more talking, the voice offered me the deluxe model for $799.00! I couldn't believe it. I mean, hear I was, trying everything I knew to get some off the price, and she hits me with $500.00 off the price, and FREE SHIPPING!!! Yeah, I am now the owner of a Bowflex machine. I have wanted one for years, now I am awaiting it's arrival in five to ten working days.

 

          Now, I hear some of you saying I was "suckered" into this deal. Not really. I will tell you why. Diet and Insulin are not controlling my diabetes. My blood-sugar readings are consistently over 200, and sometimes as high as 400. What's normal, you ask? Well, for me, they want to see something around 148 consistently. Now, that is what they want as an average...not every time, that would be impossible.

 

             Since diet and insulin aren't keeping it in check, exercise is next. And since I already have a bad heart, and a bad knee, exercising outside the home is not possible. Couple that with the fact that I don't really like a lot of people, and I am stuck here, sitting on my rapidly expanding ass. This is not a good thing. Not good at all. So, I will tell everyone here when I get my machine. Since it will ship in TEN, count 'em, TEN boxes, I am assuming that it has to be put together. Since I have worked on everything from farm tractors to tanks in the army, I think I can handle it. I certainly have the tools for it. Man, my UPS guy is gonna hate me for this one! And, yes, I know the UPS guy by his name...and he knows me, too! As a matter of fact, he knows just about everyone here in town by name.

 

             So, come along for the ride. Bowflex says just 20 minutes three days a week, and you will see results in about six weeks. Now, since I have ALL DAY to work out...well, you get the idea. This should be interesting.

 

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A Tragic Loss

 I am sick. As I mourn the loss of a once great wrestler, I also mourn the passing of his family. By his own hands. His wife was strangled, and his little seven year old son smothered with a pillow. It's just too much to take in. Why the child? What did he ever do to deserve that?

 

         The police investigating this case say that it may have been "'roid rage", from too many steroids. I don't care if you are trippin' like Jack from "Jack and Jill" fame, you do not kill your own children. I have been around guys that were taking steroids. They can be a nasty crew, but nothing I couldn't handle. I have never feared anyone on steroids. I don't even know where I am going with this...If YOU want to leave, then go. But, YOU do not make that choice for someone else. Only if you are defending your home and family do you even consider taking another's life. I can't say it enough...people do not get to kill other people! I need to go look at some porn...at least those people aren't killing others.

 

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A sad Day Indeed

 it would seem that the death of Chris Benoit and his family was at his own hands. It is being ruled as a double homicide, and suicide. This does nothing to quell my anger . How could this happen? This man is right at the pinnacle of his carreer. How could he take the life of his own son, and his wife? None of this makes any sense at all. I guess we shall never know the evil that lurks in men's hearts.

 

         Even though this news just makes this thing worse, I could not, in good conscience, leave here this evening without telling those of you who were interested, the truth. But my initial question remains..."what the fuck is wrong with people these days"? I just can't fathom something like this. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know as soon as I knew. I am terribly sorry to have to bring this to you.

 

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How Can This Be?

 If that last rant wasn't enough for you, I just found out that one of wrestling's superstars is dead. Chris Benoit, his wife, and his son, were found this morning in their Atlanta home, dead. Police are investigating, and that is all that I know at this point. I had to tune in to see wrestling tonight, and found this out.

 

         There has been nothing in the news on the internet about this today. It's a shame, really. If this were some overpaid, prima donna football or basketball star, it would be all over the news. But it wasn't. I had to go to the W.W.E. website to find out anything! That is just sad. This man had over 22 years in pro wrestling. But to find his wife and child dead with him? What fucking sicko could have done this? What was I just saying about what is happening in this world. Say what you will about pro wrestling, I personally know that your notions are wrong. I was a "pro" wrestler for just over a year. It was the hardest "job" I ever had. More physically demanding than anything I ever did.

 

            You don't last as long in the business as Mr. Benoit did without a little something "upstairs". It just doesn't happen. And now, to hear that he and his family have died senselessly. What the fuck is wrong with people? This man never hurt anyone, his wife and child certainly never hurt anyone! If they were murdered(the cops aren't talking, just yet), I hope the scum that did it gets fried. I hate the loss of any life, but the scum responsible for this travesty NEED DESPERATELY to die. No mercy, no stays, no fuckin' around. And, just like I said before, they will end up with little time for this. I am just pissed off that someone, an entire family for that fact, could be killed IN THEIR HOME. I really hate the world, and a lot of the people in it.  Senseless, just senseless.

 

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Another Death

So, have you been hearing about this bullshit in Ohio? A cop is charged in the killing of a pregnant mother. Let's play "what is wrong with this picture", shall we? First of all, she was white, he was black.  She was single, and had one other child that belonged to him. He was married. I am sure that he kept telling the girlfriend that he "was going to leave her anytime now". It is a common ploy used by married men. And, sadly, most will leave the wife for a younger girl. The black and white thing that I mentioned earlier? Well, let's just say that this girl must have had very little practice in handling a mad black woman.

 

             I am not against black women. I just know from experience that they "handle their business" a lot more agressively than a white girl. They didn't come up with the saying "you go girl" for nothing. Look, don't hate me for stating the truth. Now, what else is wrong with this picture? Remember that 'asshole' out in California that murdered his pregnant wife because of a girlfriend that was pressuring him to leave her? I refuse to type his name, he isn't worth it. What is happening to people these days that they can murder a PREGNANT WOMAN?

 

            I must state right here, no matter WHAT you think of Bikers, there were ALWAYS two kinds of persons who were exempt from 'hits'. These were women and children! There was no "bending" of the rules on that one....ever. How can you even consider killing a pregnant woman? Also, this asshole was, or is, a cop. It is no secret that I loathe cops. I strictly abhor them. I will not even tolerate them if I need them...fuck 'em. I hate them, I can't get any plainer than that. This asshole probably thinks he will get away with this.

 

            The really sick part of all of this...he just might get off with nothing. Even if he did it(and it looks like he did), he may walk away from it. Why? Two reasons; first, and foremost, he is black(shut up, you saw O.J. walk away from a double murder), and second, he is a cop. His cop friends will cover for him, they always do. I know personally how crooked cops can be. Also, people will tell you that race has nothing to do with this case. Don't fall for that shit. They said race had nothing to do with O.J.'s case...they lied, it had everything to do with it! Can you say "Rodney King Race Riots"?

 

          White people "learned" from those riots. Now, blacks are more apt to walk away from a crime with little or no time put up. I hear you bitchin' in the back. Saying "there are more black persons in prison than whites." I have covered this before. Whites are more likely to have a good attorney. And, it has been proven that cops just like to pick on blacks. They call it "profiling", read a paper sometime. I believe that profiling is used extensively. I also believe it works. I get "profiled" every time a cop lays eyes on me. I don't look to suit them, but, hey, I don't like the looks of them, either!

 

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