My Dilemma

  So, as some of you know, I was back in the nut-hospital a couple weeks ago. This was my SECOND TIME in as many months. Upon my release, I was told to go to my "local" mental health center on a daily basis. I can do this because they have a little 'bus' that comes around. This should be no problem for me...just catch the bus in the mornings........a real no-brainer!

 

         Oh, but that life were that simple. Do some of you remember the doctor who spoke to my daughter, and he decided that I was molesting her? This little cock-sucker was proven to be wrong, and offered NO APOLOGY!  He has yet to say that he was wrong. The little fuck-stick won't even face me.

 

           So, I find out the hard way that he STILL works there, and has forbidden me to go there(the mental health facillity) for treatment! Fuck him! Everytime I try to do things like I am told, some pig-fucker stomps me, and spits in my eye!  I have had it with this shit!  At this point, I think my 'theroy' is correct; the gov't picks out certain people, and fucks with them their entire life, just to see what happens when they 'snap'.  Well, Uncle Sam, MY rubber-band is wound mighty tight right now.

 

           There is no way that I can do as I have been told to do...this fucked-up little third-world piece of shit 'doctor' is standing in my way. I can't even get the meds they put me on at the hospital without going to the center! I hate these tiny little fucks....hell, you can barely understand what the fuck they are saying! I hope this little frog rots in Hell. I will be MORE THAN HAPPY to give him a head-start on his way there.

             

             So then...I have had to fight for everything else in my life, why should this one thing be any different? Fuck the little bastard! This is a man with no Honor, and no Integrity. I WILL beat him at his own game......or, I COULD just BEAT HIM. period.

 

                    Holla' If You Hear Me!!!

Could It Truly Be???

  Can you believe it? A 'Rock-n-Roll' bible, AND Poetry right in the middle of that!! Shit, this kid can do it all!!! A friend of mine recently told me that I am good at "overcoming adversity". Hell, I just thought it was "Life"! I see my life as 'normal'(whatever the hell THAT is). So, lets try to finish up the Bible. I AM NOT re-writing the entire bible, just the part where everyone starts be-getting someone!!!

 

             So then, we are up to the part where there are more people popping up on Earth. In the REAL BIBLE There was only Adam and Eve. Then shit happened, yadda yadda, and Cain and Able were born. Cain kills Able, then lies about it to 'God'. Here again is some of that bullshit that we are expected to believe. The bible states unequivocally that 'God' is Alpha and Omega. The beginning and the end. He sees all, and knows all. Then why in the hell did he let one brother kill another? And the killing was for pure jealousy! Able made a better "offering" to 'God' than Cain did....Cain gets pissed, and 'whacks' his bro.!!

        

              Kind of reminds us of "Good Lovin' Gone Bad" by Bad Company. So, Cain is asked by the 'management' to kindly leave this place. "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John  would go perfectly here. Also, when Able is found by Adam and Eve, another Elton John song is due..."Love Lies Bleeding". Yes, good ol' Cain left, and headed West(East?). He comes to a large city with.....what else....people.

            Here is the screwey part; where the fuck did those people come from? The bible has made no mention of them so far. The 'city' must have been Rome. I say that because Romulus and Remus(you remember your ancient history classes?), had been working over that way to build a city at about the same time. Oh, wait, the Muslims had 'Mahammed' working in that part of the world at that time, too!!!  Far to the East, wehave the Chinese working on population problems with 'Buddha'.  Well, well! Seems like LOTS of people were on the Earth about this time.  Hmmmm, seems like Adam and Eve had LOTS of competition!

 

             Confused yet? So am I. I guess I should conclude with a song, or two, by R.E.M.---Everybody Hurts, and Losing My Religion.

 

              Holla' If You Hear Me!!!

The Passing of Time

So here I sit, all calm and quiet,

My life so far has been a riot.

I'm not really sure how, but things have slowed down a bit,

Or maybe I just don't give a shit!

 

Nowadays, when I am cold and tired,

I like to warm my bones by the fire.

I like a few cold beers now and then,

I like my "little ones", and my quill pen.

 

What could it all mean, this quiet shift in time,

I think, finally, I understand my own mind.

I have seen and did it all, one could say,

I think I have secretly waited for this day.

 

I still have plenty of time left to make my mark,

So to my immortal words, one should hark.

I still piss people off from time to time,

I like to waste their time and mine!

 

The words from my pen, they come hard and fast,

I have to write them down, or they are quickly a part of my past.

Here and gone, they can be so fleeting,

I hope you have enjoyed this meeting!!

 

Holla' If You Hear Me!!!!

"Alpha" of our little R-N-R Bible

    Now then, Adam(Donny) and Eve(Marie) were kicked out of Paradise. What a shame. Here is where we seperate from the "normal" bible. Since "Adam" and "Eve" are brother and sister, they could NEVER have kids....(incest being a taboo in Christianity and all). So, just like when Cain killed Able, and was told to go  away, and he found people in a large city(which the "normal" bible NEVER mentioned up to this point), our "adam" and "Eve will just "find" a bunch of people outside the walls of Paradise!!! Cool, huh?

 

               So, after smoking the "Weed of Knowledge", our Adam and Eve are now cast out into a large city of people, just waiting to further corrupt our 'new' people.  As soon as they arrive, they find out there is a $15  cover charge, and a four drink minimum just to get in!!! Upon entering the 'city',  Axel Rose of 'Guns and Roses' fame sings 'Welcome To The Jungle', the re-mastered mix, of course. Then, from somewhere, they suddenly hear, 'Eye In The Sky', by  The Alan Parsons Project.  They know it is just 'God' telling them that he is still watching what they are doing.

 

       Adam and Eve both find someone to pair up with, and start hearing "Do That To Me One More Time", sung by, The Captain and Tennille, who else? God is sort of pissed...He wanted them to suffer "bad times". So, as a warning to them, he enlists the band of  Bad Company to sing "Burning Sky". This has no effect on them, and they have Bad Company to sing back to God. They come up with the song My Rock-nRoll Fantasy!  And Ozzy teams up with Incubus(who else?) to sing "Wish U Were Here"!!!!!!!!!

 

           Having said this, I hope that people realize that this is just for fun. I do not want a bunch of nut-jobs screaming about  the bible. If you don't like my composition, then, please, read YOUR bible YOUR own way. Keep the religious crap to a minimum, and we can get along just fine.  

                      "THIS IS A JOKE"  IF THIS WERE REALLY HAPPENING, YOU WOULD BE INSTRUCTED TO GET ON YOUR KNEES, BEND FORWARD, AND PLACE YOUR HEAD AS FAR BETWEEN YOUR KNEES AS POSSIBLE, AND KISS YOUR SWEET ASS GOODBYE!!!!

 

               Holla' If You Hear Me!!!

"Rock-n-Roll Bible"

OK, so now, here comes "Satan"...played by....Ozzy Osbourne!!!!! He slides on up to "Eve", played by Marie Osmond...(mormons and all, you know), And he says, Marie, don't even THINK of smoking this little "weed"!!! This little "weed" will give you the intelligence to make decisions on your own, without the help of "God".

 

             So, seeing that Marie was only Human, she smoked the "weed". She also got Adam,(Donnie Osmond), to smoke some too!!!! But, alas, "God" caught them. He called upon them, and said, "What hast thou done"?? And Marie noticed that they were wearing 'clothes', and she and Donnie were ashamed. So, they stripped, and stood naked before "God".  And "God" said, are you not ashamed? They both answered  "NO". And "God" said, "Ain't that some shit?"

 

             So, Ozzy  was cast out of Paradise, as were Donnie, and Marie. The 'Bands' got to stay. I know, this deal sucks, but it turns out to be beneficial to ALL of humanity. Since the "bubble-gum bands were kicked out of Paradise, it made room for BETTER bands!!!!

              Now, here is where things get strange. "God" says that he is ALPHA and OMEGA; He sees ALL, and Knows ALL!! If this is true, then why did He tell Donnie and Marie NOT to smoke the "weed"...He KNEW they would do it!!! Why give them the temptation, and give them explicit orders to NOT smoke of the "Weed of Knowledge"??? Shit, He couldn't have done any worse if He popluated Paradise with stoners or Jamaicans!!!  And people saythat "God" doesn't make mistakes...yeah, right!!!

 

                         Holla ' If You Hear Me!!!

The "Rock-n-Roller's Bible".

OK, the rock-n-roller's bible. The beginning of time as seen by the rock community. Thought I forgot, didn't you? Kiss my ass, I don't forget anything!!

 

        Ok, our first book of the Bible will be called ALPHA. Shit, I can't call it "Genesis"; hell, that is Phill Collins' Band!!!!!!! Ok, so, in the beginning, "GOD" looked at the heavens(space, the final frontier...etc), and said, "Damn, it sure is dark out there". "Let me see if I can shed some light on this", so, He created "The Carpenters, and The Osmonds". And 'GOD' said, "this is good". Of course he said that, who the hell else was around??  Pretty soon, 'GOD' was tired of "bubble-gum" music. He said, "Shit, we need some DARK". And 'GOD' created people like Metallica, AC/DC, and MegaDeath!

 

           And 'GOD' was pleased. Well, DUH, who was judging Him? Anyway, 'GOD' said He needed something to populate the new world He had created...so he made the Beatles. Pretty soon, 'GOD' needed some mammals, so he created the Animals. And while we are at it, why in the HELL do I have FIVE(5) different shades of black when I change the text color? Isn't it a moot point? Black is black, and white is white? Unless you go to Ikea, fucked-up Sweedes!!! But, I digress-----wait, that's what I do all of the time!!!

      

               OK, enough for today....tomorrow, the "bands" get thrown out of Paradise. Well, most of them...we will keep one band there. Hey, shut up---the "hits" have to come from somewhere!!!!! Till then..."don't sweat the petty stuff, and for shit's sake, don't pet the sweatty stuff"!!!!!!!!

 

Holla' If You Hear Me!!!

Thanks to "Mr. Death"

A friend of mine tried to give me a kick in the pants to keep me going----Thank You, Mr. Death!!! I still like this incarnation of your personality. And thanks for the kick in the ass!!! It was about time I grew some stones, and stopped acting like a damn VICTIM!!! I am forever in your debt.

 

       Holla' If You Hear Me!!!